But are you truly that masochistic that you LIKE decent shots so severely penalized, as you say, just because you can find the golf ball?
Maybe this is our disconnect. I don't see decent shots being severely penalized at Oakmont. Maybe occasionally, but not as a general rule. Indifferent shots, poorly thought out shots, bad shots, sure, but not decent shots. Decent shots will likely not be faced with a simple 2 putt, but that doesn't bother me. (In fact, I don't think there is a simple 2 putt on the course, but that's another thread as well.)
I can't say Oakmont is among the world's greats, because I don't have the depth of experience to say that. What I can say is that it is a special place, and if there are more courses that exhibit its level of sophistication, I hope to experience some of them.
What makes Oakmont unique to me is that is seems like the result of really clear thinking in the area of design. Everyone often says things like "Of course Pebble is great. Who couldn't build a great course there?" And you could obviously insert Cypress, Pac Dunes, Shinnecock, etc., in there - probably a ton of overseas courses, too. Most of the world's great courses feature dramatic settings. (I don't subscribe to this philosophy, btw, I think it's insulting to the geniuses that built these masterpieces.)
No one that I know of would say that about Oakmont.
We have land like Oakmont all over western PA, heck, all over much of the world, and yet I don't see many other parkland courses like it. Why Fownes was able to build a masterpiece, whereas no one else has built anything in western PA of even remotely the same level of sophistication, is what fascinates me most. Well, that, and why few seem to have learned the lessons Oakmont can teach us.
Many other courses rely on length and rough as their only defenses, with some water thrown in as well. Oakmont relies on unbelievable green complexes, terrific fairway contours, penal bunkers, and, to a much lesser degree, penal rough. I bet a lot of money that if you mowed it all at one cut like ANGC (formerly was), it'd play damn near as difficult as it does with rough. Only the very best players would benefit from the added control afforded by less rough, and even they would likely struggle with the added run of the ball. Too bad we'll never know the answer to that one.
Someday I'll bore you with a hole by hole analysis of what makes Oakmont special, but that's gonna take some time and patience, and right now I have little of either, as I'm heading home for an early evening with my two angels at home.