Didn't have much creative or original to add to JakaB's "Alter Egos and Regional Slang" thread, so I thought I would make up my own 'slanguage' based on some of the personalities and topics on this site. Please believe me when I say that no ill will was intended. Well, not much anyway.
Feel free to modify mine and add your own.
The Doyen: The player with the highest score at the end of the round.
GCAing: Spending a long time analyzing a shot or putt before or hitting, and/or after hitting.
Thinking Outside the Box: Accidentally hitting a shot to a location where no one would dare go on purpose.
A Tommy N: A golfer who claims his questionable result was actually intended. ("Sure 'Tommy N.' you meant to hit into that bunker.")
A TomPaul: A hole or course that is substantially longer than the norm. ("The third at Barona is a real TomPaul.")
A TomPaul Putt: Putting before reading the green.
A Geoffrey and Mike: Any foursome with two lefties.
A Restorer: A golfer who, over time, modifies and misrepresents the details of his round.
An Architect: A golfer who heaps high praise on his own game.
A Duran: The lone golfer lugging is own bag amongst a course full of carts.
A Mucci: A player who questions his companions' scores from the green all the way to the next green but refuses to divulge his own, then repeats.
Mucci Bias: A course or hole strongly favoring one type of golfer over another.
Coore and Crenshaw: Opponents who can do no wrong in a match.
Rees and Tom: Opponents who can do nothing right in a match.
A Goodale: A player who opts out of buying after-round drinks (because he thinks his very presence is payment enough.)
A Huntley: An extremely entertaining anecdote of questionable veracity.
A Mr. Huntley: Same as a Huntley, only involving at least one character with a formal title, such as a Lord, Duke, young Duchess, or the Queen.
Huntleyed: To be handed an insult so cleverly masked in politeness and eloquence, that the insulted person feels honored to have received it. ("Mike Cirba 'huntleyed' the head pro when the pro asked Mike what he thought of his CCFAD.")
Field Work: A stumbling player hitting from rough to rough, trap to trap, hazard to hazard, feature to feature.
A Huckaby: A golfer or commentator who always praises everyone's shots.
A Shivas: A shot that starts right and goes more right.
A Moriarty: A shot that starts left and goes more left.
A Dan King: A shot that goes way off the course.
A Barona: Any highly enjoyable golf trip or outing.
A Rustic: A golfer who is very sensitive to criticism.
A National: A shot that is so good, it is praised . . . and praised . . . and praised . . . and praised.
A Barney or JakaB: A swing so incredibly unorthodox to be humorous, but that somehow manages to produce good results.
Barney's Wife: Anyone who drinks inexpensive wine, preferably Mad Dog, near or on a golf course.
Warding it: Insisting on playing from the very tip of the tips. ("I'm feeling strong, let's 'ward' it today.")
A Martha Burk: A foursome or golf outing that includes men and women.
A Hootie: A foursome or golf outing made up of only men.
A Brad Miller: The golfer in your group with the most impressive array of club logos on his golfing garb.
A Mark Miller: A golfer showing an artistic touch around the greens or anywhere on the course.
A Lynn: An incredibly smooth and fluid left-handed swing.
A Reverse Lynn: An incredibly smooth and fluid right-handed swing.
JohnVeeing: Asking for a ruling, or checking or talking about the rules during a match.
A Pelican: An overpriced and overrated course.
A Wild Horse: Exceptionally firm and fast conditions/course.
A Rustic Range: A course with an exceptionally ugly practice area, compared to the course. Or, an ugly man-made backdrop on a beautiful hole.
Melding: Having all aspects of your game come together at the same time.
Maintenance Melding: Going to the range to try to work on Melding.
A Pete L: An exceptional and generous host. (For those that would like to be a Pete L., homemade beer, quality scotch, and great food all help.)
A Morrissett. A host that may even be more exceptional and generous than a Pete L.
Thanks Ran. And Happy Holidays to All.