My Dear Thomas(es),
I speak for all true Yankees fans when I say that we would no sooner take Jeff Weaver back than limit ourselves to Dominos Pizza forever.
He sucks, will always suck, and everytime he throws one of those flat sliders I want to throw (up).
Give me Aaron Small, Shawn Chacon, Chien Ming Wang, hell even Chou En Lai anyday over that meatball. And, by the way, I'm willing to bet his brother will be just as pathetic in the clutch if he ever makes it to the big leagues.