Ahh, it's exactly this type of stereotyping that keeps us free of a stampede of Americans seeking salvation up here.
Sorry I asked.
Oh and yeah, it's FREEZING up here - Brrrrrrr. Oh and there's no TV, and everyone lives in igloos... yeah that's the ticket, Igloos. And when we play golf, we have to watch out for the ... the.... the SEALS, yeah yeah... that's it and um... we have to play orange balls so we can find them in the snow...
Got to put another bit of whale blubber in the oil lamp...