Wow! I must indeed dwell within an architectural wasteland. A fellow asks for golf around Nashville and continually gets directed to head out of town.
Tim,
You are in receipt of my e-mail and I look forward to getting together. As far as local clubs, perhaps I can provide preliminary screening if you answer the following questions:
1. Have you ever been too drunk to fish?
2. Do you like BOTH kinds of music - country AND western?
3. Do you wear a trucker Titleist hat like DL III? (okay - I'll give you this one - nobody down here likes to look like a dufus so the correct answer is NO.)
4. Do you have a golf umbrella stashed in the gun-rack of your pick-up truck?
5. Do you believe Donald Ross is the greatest golf course architect of all time being as he's basically the only Golden Age guy that bothered to build courses in the South?
6. When C.B. is mentioned, to you immediately think the song "Convoy" or that guy who had to hold a second "inaugural" U. S. Amateur so he could be its first winner.
7. Do you believe professional wrestling is real and Sand Hills is fake?
8. Childs or Kavanaugh?
9. Sarge or Matt Ward?
10. Coke or Pepsi?
I'll be happy to submit your reponses to the respective membership committees around town.
Come down here, buy a house, marry our women, just don't tell us how you used to do it back in Cleveland. Remember, if you don't like it down here, Delta is ready when you are. - The Late Lewis Grizzard
Welcome.
Mike