Here's a good art curator story Tom MacWould wood appreciate.
This guy I used to know, Tim Husband, was a young intern at the Cloisters Museum (part of the New York Metropolitan Museum).
Thomas Hoving, the director or curator of the Metropolitan Museum and one of the most famous museum directors anywhere, ever, decided to move some ancient stone work at the Cloisters for some enormous event of the Met's.
Hoving told young Husband to look into how to move it. Husband freaked out and told Hoving it couldn't be moved and if anyone tried it they'd ruin it. Hoving (being the dictatorial director he was) told Husband that it had to be moved and to just find the best stone-masons/ stone movers in the world if he had to. So Husband did that----he got some of the world's best stone masons out of Italy and they said even if they tried to move it they'd ruin it.
Husband told Hoving this, and Hoving responded that didn't matter it HAD TO BE MOVED and to just get the Italian stone masons to do it.
Husband freaked out again and told Hoving if he tried to get anyone to move the stone he'd quit the cloisters and throw his body on the stone and be killed before he'd allow anyone to touch it.
The stone remained where it was and Tim Husband was immediately made the curator of the Cloisters by Thomas Hoving!