I've only played the Road Hole once and of course it is a sad tale. I bailed out from the sheds and pull hooked the ball into a fairly fluffy lie in the short left rough. I tell the caddy, "Give me the cleek," (which I'd been hitting well all day, actually a 22* Sonartec thingy), and he demurs, "Sir, you'd best hit an iron to be safe, etc etc," and of course I hit the 5-iron into the f**cking Scholars Bunker from which I have to pitch sideways and eventually make a 6.
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I ask you now, could this double bogey be considered my fault, or should it have been deducted from the gratuity eventually handed to my caddy, albeit grudgingly?
Just asking.
Signed,
Just another Road Hole tragedy