Craig;
Ahh...you beat me to the punch.
The 1st hole at Mt. Airy Resort in the Poconos is not only the most difficult opening hole I've played, it's also by far the worst!
To say it plays uphill is quite the understatement. In fact, in the winter, the hole is a ski slope running in the other direction! It's about 580 yards, double-dogleg, as you mentioned, with a BLIND pond starting about 160 yards short of the green and continuing almost to the putting surface.
If you layup, you have an absolutlely blind third of about 180 yards from a steep uphill lie without any idea of what you're firing at, yet reaching this green in two is unimaginable because it plays like about 670. There is no layup to the left.
On the right, a 5 yard wide ribbon of fairway runs around the pond and just to the right of that, the land falls off STEEPLY into 10 inch rough.
The architect managed to find a way to cut off any conceivable play, which is probably a good forewarning thing considering some of the other bizarre holes you'll be confronted with on the next 17. 3 of the 4 par threes play completely blind at distances of 220-230 from the tips, and there's also the wonderful 575 yard par five where the best play from the tee is a 7-iron.