From John Daly, re the TPC of Louisiana:
"It's a great layout, it's long, but I don't like the zits in the fairway."
Honorable Mention:
From Mike Dynda, men's golf coach at Drexel to his players after they questioned his decision to limit the players to only 10 clubs in the final round of their conference tournament:
"Well, it's kind of obvious to me that you can't play with 14 clubs, either."
(Drexel improved their score by 18 shots in the final round, after finishing second-to-last for the first 36 holes. Two players used only 8 clubs each.)
Both quotes courtesy of GolfWorld Magazine.