I am an editor, not a lawyer (hold your applause), and I have not read more than 10% of this thread, so it is undoubtedly a rash and ill-considered action on my part to wade in here -- but wade in, at least up to my ankles, I shall.
I have one thing to say: Madison and friends badly needed an editor.
Consider Amendment I:
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."
Had Mr. Madison offered me this sentence, I would have said:
"Well, you're on the right track here, Jim -- but there's plenty of room for improvement ... if I understand what you're trying to say, that is.
"First, why 'respecting an establishment of religion'? Why not 'establishing an official religion'? Isn't that clearer? Isn't that plainly what you mean to say?
"Second, do you really intend to preclude just the 'prohibiting' of the free exercise of religion? Don't you want to prevent the state from interfering with the free exercise of religious beliefs -- interference well short of prohibition? Why don't you say so, then?
"Third, as for 'abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press': That's good, and it's quite clear -- but aren't we a little comma-happy there, Jim? What does that comma add? Nothing! Get rid of it. If you put one there, 200-and-some years from now, a couple of lawyers on a golf-course-architecture discussion group will try to find some *significance* in its being there -- when it's as plain as the nose on George Washington's face that that comma is quite meaningless and unnecessary, a mere literary affectation. Sorry to say so, but someone must. Hey, even a Founding Father needs an editor!
"And as for 'or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances': Where in hell is the parallel structure, boy? Congress shall make no law respecting ... abridging ... or ... what? Where's the participle? Or WHATTING the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances? Limiting it? Diminishing it? Abolishing it? Respecting it? Abridging it? What? Oh, what a mess this last part is. It'll never do, as is.
"And then there's that superfluous comma again -- before 'and to petition'! Who are you, anyway -- James Madison or David Halberstam? That's *one thing* you mean there, right? You mean: The government can't get in the way of people's getting together to complain about the government's ripping them off? That's what you're saying -- isn't it? You're surely not mucking up this constitution with a lot of claptrap saying it's OK to have private golf clubs -- are you? See? So you've gotta get rid of that last comma, too, or -- even with that 'and' there -- you'll be confusing some folks into thinking you have two *separate* things in mind.
"Here's what I suggest we go with: 'Congress shall make no law establishing an official religion, or interfering with any citizen's free exercise of his religious beliefs; or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press; or limiting the people's right to assemble peacefully, complain about their government, and demand to be treated better.' See? Isn't that much, much better?
"Now, let's move on to Amendment II -- where, no offense intended, it becomes considerably clearer that you're not that hot a writer (and haven't a clue about punctuation): 'A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.'
"Oh, dear boy, that one there is going to take considerable work. Do you need this before the 19th century?"