Michael -
I respect the fact that you're a helluva golfer and I'm a mere high handicapper, but I think you're wrong in your emphasis, for the reasons I already mentioned.
The Tour nowadays emphasizes the long ball by having soft greens (in a relative sense). Firm greens would go a lot further in reducing the advantage of the long ball than heavy rough. Heavy rough would simply cause the long hitters to hit 2 irons off the tee all the time, and result in thoughtless hack it out golf from everyone.
The Tour this year has been working at a disadvantage - wet and soft conditions abound. Even with relatively high rough, these guys can throw up shots that stick if the greens are soft.
To me, some of the most exciting tournaments in recent years have been courses that were not simply hack-it-out fests. The 99 US Open leaps to mind, as do several of The Masters, Tiger v Ernie at the Mercedes in '00 (I think that was the year). I loved Shinnecock last year, and The Open at RSG, because they were firm almost to the point of silly. Contrast that with The Open at Carnoustie, which was probably the most brutal combination of narrow fairways and thick rough the players have faced the last 15 years. Some thought the rough at Oak Hill in the '03 PGA was over the top - it resulted in a stretch run of Micheel v Campbell.
Please don't tell me you prefer Curtis Strange to Seve!