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[Rick Shefchik]

You want to discuss this in a fantasy vacuum, or in real-life terms?

You can wreck your marriage (or live with the secret guilt) of having one night with Salma/Teri/Lola/whoever, or you can debase yourself in other ways to gain access to an afternoon at Cypress Point.

Now which is it?

[Ted Kramer]

Oh, you mean this brunette from Desperate Housewives?



Lo and bi-hold:
"I do wish I had that gay experience, because I think women are beautiful creatures. They’re much more attractive naked than men. And it sounds like fun. Maybe I’m just holding out for the future."

Eva Longoria

can't  . . . .
breathe . . . .
help . . . .

[THuckaby2]

Rick:

OK, NOW that is a question I can answer confidently and with firm conviction, one which is rooted in reality.

There is no woman I wreck my marriage for, or carry the guilt for.   I am way too Catholic and love my wife and family way too much.

I already HAVE debased myself in awful ways to get on golf courses.

 

Mike C - holey moley, if anything that quote makes Eva seem even hotter if that's possible.  Now fix the picture - can't see it yet.

TH

[George Pazin]

And onther thing . . .
I've been VERY disapointed with the sex I have had with some beautiful women.

I can kind of relate to this sentiment, although I would never say that I've been with a bunch of really gorgeous women. Now, in addition to envying everyone else's golf course access, I have to envy Ted's female access.

[mike_malone]

 Manny's #88--- Rolling Green#93--no way Thread back on track. No fun.

      I must relate  the time that I first met Mike Cirba. We played Rolling Green and then Wayne Morrison came over with the ORIGINAL Flynn plans for Rolling Green;be still my heart.. After several minutes of drooling over the plans , I said, expecting complete agreement, " This is better than going to Delihah's Den!"   Mike looked at Wayne ; Wayne looked at Mike. Then they in unison said " No it's not!"

[Scott_Burroughs]

Huck,

I don't think it's the link's problem, it might be your work's internet porn filter.  That's why I can't see either the Bell or the Eva pics, their websites are blocked for me to view.  Maxim unfortunately got the axe a few months ago for me....

Similar reason I can't view Barona Creek's website, the "internet gambling" filter blocked it.

 


Ted has a point, enthusiasm makes up for a LOT (to a point).

[THuckaby2]

Mike:

What the hell do I have to do to my browser?  Your pic of Teri Hatcher shows up, the one of Eva doesn't.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

I have standard corporate issue IE, no tricks, no nothing....

[THuckaby2]

Huck,

I don't think it's the link's problem, it might be your work's internet porn filter.  That's why I can't see either the Bell or the Eva pics, their websites are blocked for me to view.  Maxim unfortunately got the axe a few months ago for me....

Similar reason I can't view Barona Creek's website, the "internet gambling" filter blocked it.

 

Aha.  Thanks.  Yep, we do have such a thing.  But funny Teri Hatcher makes it through unscathed.  

[Ted Kramer]

And onther thing . . .
I've been VERY disapointed with the sex I have had with some beautiful women.

I can kind of relate to this sentiment, although I would never say that I've been with a bunch of really gorgeous women. Now, in addition to envying everyone else's golf course access, I have to envy Ted's female access.

I only have access to one female, my wife.
And there is no woman on earth who could get me to stray, no way, no how.

-Ted

[THuckaby2]

Holy shit... that's too much for me to handle right now.

But let's just say we just guaranteed that I'm gonna find a way to have some alone time with the home computer this evening.

 

[Ted Kramer]

Holy shit... that's too much for me to handle right now.

But let's just say we just guaranteed that I'm gonna find a way to have some alone time with the home computer this evening.

 

See that, a little alone time with the computer and a good imagination gets you a lot closer to Eva than a trip your local muni and that same imagination gets you to Fishers.

-Ted

[THuckaby2]

Ted:  you have encapsulized my take on this completely.  I can imagine Eva in a bikini.  I can do so now, I can do so in more active times with my wife.

No way I can make my local Santa Teresa into Fishers.

 

And Mike, shivas does have unique views re women.  Thus I would have bet a zillion dollars the hottie he referred to was Eva rather than Teri.

 

[PThomas]

it 's pretty cold here in Chicago , Mike...maybe my fellow Chciagoan Shivas has caught a bug or something, which might explain his remark...

and Huck, that comment about some alone time tonight gets the Yuck   of the day!!!

[THuckaby2]

and Huck, that comment about some alone time tonight gets the Yuck   of the day!!!

That was the desired effect.
 

[PThomas]

and you may have gone one better Huck re the active times with your wife line -- man, you better make sure your wife -- God bless her soul -- doesn't see you reading this thread at home......

[THuckaby2]

What I meant was that she doesn't possess the ethnic/worldly component that the others do.  Women who look like they could have been born in Peoria haven't really ever done anything for me.  That's just my wierdness, I know, but I've always considered that to be a great foil to my backwards midwestern parochialness....

My man has expressed this sentiment before.  He's also married to a Persian beauty who I have not yet had the fortune to meet, but who I can also imagine (don't go too far with this one - it is his wife - come on knock it off you perverts).

Thus I would have bet the zillions on Eva over Teri.

Guess what also?  They're both great by me.

 

[Brian_Gracely]

What I meant was that she doesn't possess the ethnic/worldly component that the others do.  Women who look like they could have been born in Peoria haven't really ever done anything for me.  

Wasn't Cindy Crawford originally from Peoria?  

[THuckaby2]

and you may have gone one better Huck re the active times with your wife line -- man, you better make sure your wife -- God bless her soul -- doesn't see you reading this thread at home......

Paul, rest assured my wife has no knowledge this place exists.  Her world doesn't allow for such possibilities.  And when I say alone I mean alone - if the wife and kids are in the house, Ms. Langoria does not get viewed.

Of course I also did just give you guys a great blackmail opportunity.  

 

[Mike_Cirba]

Thus I would have bet the zillions on Eva over Teri.

Guess what also?  They're both great by me.

 

Tom, Tom, Tom,

Must you be so agreeable and non-contentious?  These aren't Pine Valley and Seminole, now!  

[Kyle Harris]

Do you waffle like that when you rate for GD?

"Mrs. Huckaby, you might be surprised to know that you husband has spent the past four years posting on a Golf Architecture threaded discussion group..."

would probably be a lot worse than her finding out you ogle Eva Langoria during the day.

[THuckaby2]

Mike and shivas, those are both great points.

Particularly shivas.

I sincerely need to watch myself.

 

[PThomas]

Huck, Huck, Huck --  all of this mess you've gotten yoursefl into and then I read on another post that you like Air Supply....say it ain't so, Joe.......

 

[THuckaby2]

Do you waffle like that when you rate for GD?

"Mrs. Huckaby, you might be surprised to know that you husband has spent the past four years posting on a Golf Architecture threaded discussion group..."

would probably be a lot worse than her finding out you ogle Eva Langoria during the day.

GD ratings are easy - one gives a numerical value to the criteria set forth.  Wham bam thank you ma'am, done.  No waffle time allowed.

And I am strangely tough in the values I give...

In any case, you are also right about what would more scare my wife.

 

[Kyle Harris]

I'll remember that when I make it out to the left coast for the first time. Bringing my music collection along with me just for you.

If you're lucky, I'll bring the band.

[THuckaby2]

Huck, Huck, Huck --  all of this mess you've gotten yoursefl into and then I read on another post that you like Air Supply....say it ain't so, Joe.......

 

Now just wait a darn minute. I NEVER said I liked Air Supply.  I was just giving Tommy some fuel there, in good fun.  I am a darn fine self-deprecator.  But some is serious, some is not.  I would hope the reader can discern the difference.  You disappoint me, Paul.