Gib:
You well know that golf is nothing but a whimsical adventure to me.
So re playing the back tees, it would be all about proper comparison to the pros. I have no delusions that I hit the ball even close to as far as Vijay - hell I can't keep up with Gracely and Schmidt and Wigler - but I do believe it would be whimsical and fun to have a straight up comparison. That being said, if I couldn't do it it's not like I'd pout. I have absolutely no tee ego and bring on the purple challengers if that's what the group wants to do! But comparing one's self directly to one's idols is part of the whimsy that makes this game great, in the proper circumstances anyway.
And yes, I have played the blacks at PGA West... but only because I was with a group of masochists who wanted to do it and the peer pressure was too much for me. Rest assured it was a one time thing, and you know what? At that bastion of masochism, it was kind of fun to take it to the logical extreme. But once only, thank you.
Now as for Augusta, well... I doubt it would be the greatest course I've ever played if I got to play it either - thankfully I have been to some other nice places.
But the Masters has been a part of the core of my being for as long as I can remember, so actually seeing it in person - and God forbid playing it - would be something I'd cherish without a doubt. And given it has this kind of meaning to me, hell yes I treat it differently than the standard round at Santa Teresa, and thus standard thinking gets puts aside. I go for it on 13 and 15 if there is even the slightest realistic chance of making it (and I do have a pretty good sense of my realistic abilities - you should see the irons I hit - typically 2-3 more than everyone else) - like my idol Pat Mucci, I wouldn't have come 3000 miles to lay up.
So anyway Gib - you are far from an idiot, at least this time.
Different people have different thresholds, and different things that turn them on and off about golf and golf courses. We've discussed Augusta ad nauseam here - for me it's one of the holiest of grails that damn right I'd drop everything to do, and my wife would understand or she'd lose the argument. It's the home of the MASTERS for god's sake, and for a yokel like me, that's enough.
So is Augusta the ultimate treat in all of golf? I'd have to answer no, for golf purists and students of architecture anyway - there's been far too much bastardization of MacKenzie's intent for the course to merit such reverence. But for the rank and file golfer? It's got to be way at the top, up there with St. Andrews and Cypress and Pebble and Pine Valley and others of that kind of lore. You know where I classify myself.
Here's the kicker: when I came back from playing Shinnecock and NGLA and told the boys at Santa Teresa, only ONE had even heard of NGLA, and all they knew about Shinnecock was that it at one time held the US Open. The common response was "why the hell did you play NGLA when you were that close to Winged Foot". Now imagine the response I'd get if I came back and told them about playing Augusta... Not that I give a rat's ass what those yokels think, but hopefully this illustrates more the difference between how students of architecture and other golf purists feel, versus the take of the rank and file.
Augusta is a holy grail.
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