MikeC:
You've been hoodwinked and you now have ten architectural demerits! Haven't you heard, Merion owns those two tank-topped beauties and they are instructed to only jog on the other side of the road?
Don't have any kind of accident around Merion either. Liability concerns are taken very seriously at the club and you and your car could be a small very heavily compacted square inside of ten minutes!