Okay. Some specifics:
1. The course lacks a soul.
2. The property is uninspired. At time the property is too severe (some of the front nine) and at other times featureless (some of the back nine).
3. You get the sense that the course was a real effort to route, fighting the terrain and layout as you go. The good courses come across as effortless in this regard.
4. The greens are unimaginative, with the raised shelf in a corner quickly becoming redundant.
5. The name is awful.
Don't be fooled by the attractive bar and restaurant.